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Sep. 23rd, 2009 10:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lynatiAll hail the return of moron-cat!
Yes, the cat formerly known as Orca, now called "I'm a giant moron who shoved open a window screen at some ungodly hour in the night and assumedly went gallavanting around the neighborhood without so much as leaving a note for my housemates," turned up for dinner when I tapped the side of especially stinky wet cat food on the front porch. I didn't expect it to work. I honestly didn't. But after about two minutes, he turned up, apparently fine other than big cut along his cheek. I carefully explained to him that only cats living here got to eat delicious stinky wet food by grabbing him and heaving him inside, and then letting him have it. (The wet food. I didn't actually beat him up. But his sister came and growled at him a bunch.)
In closing, Orca is an idiot.
And I am glad he's back.
And now he's going to have to just put up with wearing his damn collar.
And I'm glad he's back.
Even though he's really stupid, and totally scared the crap out of me today.
Yes, the cat formerly known as Orca, now called "I'm a giant moron who shoved open a window screen at some ungodly hour in the night and assumedly went gallavanting around the neighborhood without so much as leaving a note for my housemates," turned up for dinner when I tapped the side of especially stinky wet cat food on the front porch. I didn't expect it to work. I honestly didn't. But after about two minutes, he turned up, apparently fine other than big cut along his cheek. I carefully explained to him that only cats living here got to eat delicious stinky wet food by grabbing him and heaving him inside, and then letting him have it. (The wet food. I didn't actually beat him up. But his sister came and growled at him a bunch.)
In closing, Orca is an idiot.
And I am glad he's back.
And now he's going to have to just put up with wearing his damn collar.
And I'm glad he's back.
Even though he's really stupid, and totally scared the crap out of me today.
