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[lynati]

Bachue: Did...Did part of the toilet seat just break off?
Me: ...Yes. Yes it did.
Both: *stare*
Bachue: Wooden toilet seats are stupid anyway.
Me: *Takes replacement toilet seat out from under the sink and fumbles through how to replace it*

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Me: There we go. That was easier than I expected. I mean, other than getting the bolts loose 'cause they were all rusted on.
Bachue: They weren't rusted on.
Me: They were *totally* rusted on.
Bachue: The knuts were plastic.
Me: ... Well they certainly *felt* like they were rusted on.
Bachue: It was funny the way the actual seat broke into three parts in the middle of it...