Deeply Strange

Angelcarnivore: so, talk to me chica. Tell me a story
LynatiKshudra: one day there was a gerbil. the gerbil's name was Sally.
Angelcarnivore: Was Sally a pretty gerbil?
LynatiKshudra: one day sally went to the vet, where they had to amputate her foot due to an infection. and Sally, who was a very pretty gerbil, became very sad.
Angelcarnivore: That is very sad!
LynatiKshudra: yes. yes it is.
LynatiKshudra: even moreso, for Sally had been a gerbil with quite some artistic talent.

Angelcarnivore: Okay, I can't hear anymore about this horrible fate of a gerbil.
LynatiKshudra: and what with losing her hand just after she'd learned to paint by feel since she went blind the previous year, it was all the more tragic...
Angelcarnivore: ...
LynatiKshudra: and you want to know how I know this?
Angelcarnivore: This story better have a happy ending
Angelcarnivore: How?
LynatiKshudra: because I WAS THAT GERBIL.
Angelcarnivore: ....But you're not blind and nor an amputee!

LynatiKshudra: ...
LynatiKshudra: yeah, I am.
LynatiKshudra: you...don't pay much attention to what goes on aroudn you, do you?
Angelcarnivore: How are you reading this then?
LynatiKshudra: it's okay.
LynatiKshudra: I forgive you, and I still love you.
LynatiKshudra: even though I can't see you. or paint your portrait anymore... *sob*
Angelcarnivore: forgiveness is a Christ-like attribute.
Angelcarnivore: ...
Angelcarnivore: Okay, you no get to tell stories anymore, you're deeply strange
LynatiKshudra: : (