"Historey has known many great liars"

and in other news, an excerpt from "Harry Potter and the PoA in 15 minutes"
(http://www.livejournal.com/community/m15m/2237.html)

RON: Isn’t there anything we can do?

HARRY: Doesn’t look like it.

SOMETHING: *rustles in the bushes behind them*

HERMIONE: What was that?

HARRY: Nothing, just a plot point. Come on, we’ve got to get out of here!


*

BIG BLACK DOG: *turns into Sirius Black*

HERMIONE: If you want to kill Harry, you’ll have to kill us first!

HP FANS: OMGWTF THAT WAS RON’S LINE! YOU CHANGED THINGS FROM THE BOOK!

LOTR FANS: What are you, new?

SIRIUS: Only one person will die tonight, but I will be vague about it so that you’ll think I mean Harry!

(no subject)

1. Take five books off your bookshelf.
2. Book #1 -- first sentence
3. Book #2 -- last sentence on page fifty
4. Book #3 -- second sentence on page one hundred
5. Book #4 -- next to the last sentence on page one hundred fifty
6. Book #5 -- final sentence of the book
7. Make the five sentences into a paragraph


There was once a young man who wished to gain his heart's desire. The houseboat was called "Arabian Nights Plus One" because, "They're coming!" She hissed at Demetria, who had returned from briefing her scouts.
*picture of Dennis McCoy biking down the handrail on some steps* Being restrained of liberty under color of authority of the United States, and in violation of the laws therof, the relators must be discharged from custody, and it is so ordered.