I hate drawing myself as a human. so I kinda...stopped. mostly.

more humor passed onto to me via email: a difference of perspective

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the desert, sound asleep in their tent. In the wee hours the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend. "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Tonto replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.

Tonto ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow . . . What's it tell you, Kemosabe?"

The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, gently shakes his head, then says, "Tonto, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent!"

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You have dragonfly wings! You zip to and fro. You
love speed and are always full of energy.


What kind of wings would you have?
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