(from the end of the Dark Angel episode "out")

Logan: "Yeah. Word on the net is he's a weapon's dealer? OK, this is definitely something Eyes Only is going to have to get into. Really? When? Tonight? No. I can't. I'll have to call you tomorrow. Yeah. Bye."

(Logan hangs up and turns to Max.)

Max: "Don't hold up the war on my account."

Logan: "The world will still be broken in the morning."

Recent "Ask Greg" questions...

...or the final straw that made them close down the entry queue.


sarah writes...
What comes out of a gargoyle?

Me: Booze and smokes.
(for my Lord Arioch.)

Azriel Fox writes...
Can Lexington fold his wings? i saw it on an episode......?
Was that a goof or what?

Me: All things are true. If you saw it in an episode, it was probably truer than most things.
You're the goof.

Vinnie writes...
Do you remember the episode "Metamorphosis".

Me: I'm sure he's forgotten all about that one by now.

In it Servarious theorizes that Gargoyles store solar energy during the day. However no one ever found out if it was an acurate theory or not, could you expand on this?

Me: That's because as gargoyles aren't a real species, it makes testing these kind of things a tad difficult. I'm sure Mr. Weisman *could* expound on the theory; I am equally sure he has better things to do with his time.

You have a link on this site to the gargoyles saga and i was wondering if you agree with the stories they have writen or are they just for fun.... if theyere are just for fun i think you should definatley create a site and do what the gargoyles saga has done

Me: Ahem. had you bothered to read the FAQ at all, you would know that Mr. Weisman is not allowed, for legal reasons, to read FANFIC OF ANY KIND.

2. when people ask you question about certain gargoyles appereance you tend to not answer saying you dont want to tie down the artist do you have any voice in what the characters look like or do you just go with the flow?

Me: what do you think?

jeanine writes...
is there going to be new epiodes of gargoyles.

Me: no.

that would be funny ir u make goliath and elisa into kids or maybe twelve year olds.

Me: what the hell did you just say? 1 c4|\|7 oo|\|d3r574|\|d joo.

maybe puck can shrunk elisa or

Me: or maybe it could be an episode that actually had some intelligence backing the premis for it.

maybe at night time elisa changes into a gargoyle

Me: that's been done. ("The Mirror".)

Mike writes...
What are the New Olympians?

Me: what are nought?

Bob writes...
Gargoyles are WICKED man

Me: no, just very misunderstood.


Bob writes...
Please give me some information on gargoyles

Me: their name stems from the french "gargouille" which means, "to gargle".

seth writes...
what is a safty issue for humans if they do have an incounter with a gorilla

Me: first step- pull your head out of your ass. second step- write a (preferably intelligable) question that has somethign to do with, oh, I don't know....the series "Gargoyles" perhaps?
marcos writes...
I need to knowsome history of gargoyles for some proyect I am doing in school

Me: that's nice. Did you have a question? (and I hope this paper isn't due until 2005 if you are waiting on a reply from Greg to complete it.)


Kath writes...
What do gagyles look like?

me: I dunno, what's a "gagyle" ?

Abigail writes...
On this website can you get pictures of gargoyles?

Me: sure, there's one in the upper right-hand corner of this site.
...heh. I meant in 'Ask Greg", not this journal.

we are now 27 entries's away from greg B.'s first question
...37 away from Mara's question about what is needed to start our bid for 2003
...about 70 or so away from Aaron's string of questions and his attempt to get greg weisman addicted to webcomics
..and over 100 away from my next couple questions in the queue.