Gargoyles + South Park the movie Soundtrack =

We’re enraged-
Our kids are becoming nerds!
They won’t play in the sunshine;
They just go to s8 and converse!

Should we blame the time slots
of that damn show on TV?

Or blame the heads of marketing at Disney?
No!
Blame Gargoyles! Blame Gargoyles!
With spikey heads and glowing eyes
and flapping wings (WE ONLY GLIDE!)
Blame Gargoyles! Blame Gargoyles!
We need to form a full assault- it’s Weisman’s fault!

You should see my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon and now he wants to join a clan!
My boy- I swear once was a picture of mental health
Now he says when he grows up he wants to be an Elf!
Well?
Blame Gargoyles! Blame Gargoyles!
(It seems everything went wrong since Gargoyles came along)
Blame Gargoyles! Blame Gargoyles!
(They’re not even a real species anyway)

My son coulda been a doctor or a lawyer oh it’s true
Instead he spends his time and money making winged costumes
Should we blame Brynne Chandler?
Or should we blame Frank Paur?
Or the execs who allowed them to conspire?
Heck no!
Blame Gargoyles!
With all their magic hulabaloo
(and that bitch Demona, too)
Blame Gargoyles- Shame on Gargoyles!
Oh...


(yes, the last bit is still under construction.)