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lynati ([personal profile] lynati) wrote2004-01-24 11:55 am

Yet another reason why I love Ask Greg, and the smart-ass responses it produces:

NEEDS HElP writes... (Dated Sunday 07, 2002)
AHH! I need to know what Shakespear's The Tempest and King Lear were about my monday!!! HURRY!!! plez a breif discription 2 or 3 sentances for each :(

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Greg responds...

You wrote this on a Sunday?

Forget that I'm two years behind. How were you EVER going to get this answer in less than 24 hours?

Tempest: Guy and daughter are set adrift. Guy gets magic. Punishes his tormentors. All ends happy.

Lear: Dad has three daughters. Splits his kingdom between the nasty two. All ends sad.

Does that help?

No?

Good.

recorded on 01-21-04